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Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Readers read everywhere

"I'm done. That's it. I can't take another minute walking around in this hardware store," I thought after forty minutes of waiting for my husband. My empathy for poor men who have to tag along women in clothing stores grew in bounds. When you are in an environment that you have no interest in, the nerves and patience are tested, and eventually you become completely bored and numb.
Obviously I didn't go to the hardware store for fun. I had to choose paint for my kitchen walls. Unfortunately I had arrived there way before my husband. At first I was purposeful. I found the types of paints we needed. I looked through the numerous paint samples and limited our choices to few. Then I walked around the aisles checking out other products - some that I recognized like nails, screws, hammers, brushes, saws, pliers, tapes, wires, sand paper;  and some that I had no clue what they were used for and with inability to remember their names. There were abnormally too many types of everything.  I walked once, then took a different route, then tried to look closer at some of the things. Then I reached my limit. I had done plenty of walking and plenty of "exploring."
I looked around for a sofa. Fine, a bench. A stool? Nothing. For a moment I thought of sitting on the huge paint cans but feared denting them with my bottom. I found a shelf with some space between the cans, lifted my shoulder bag onto the shelf, opened the bag, took out "The Curious Incident of the Dog at the Nigth-Time" and started reading. Did I look strange to others? Maybe. Probably.  I didn't care. Readers can read anywhere they wish.

15 comments:

  1. This made me smile. As someone who can spend hours in a Lowe's or Home Depot I know how boring this can be for others. Luckily my wife also likes looking around so we don't have this problem. Now shopping for clothes...

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  2. I would have plopped down next to you if I had been there, relieved to find a kindred spirit.

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  3. Always best to have a book handy for those reading emergencies! Books seem to make any experience better! Thanks for sharing this little slice of your life. But now I'm curious ... what color did you pick for the kitchen?!? :)

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  4. Rightfully so, Terje. What a delightful post!

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  5. That is a great book! I always buy purses that will have space for a book - I want to be prepared for situations like you describe. I do a lot of reading on my phone (library books!) so that is my most common emergency reading material now.

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  6. Now that's the way to use your time! Have you ever seen the picture book Artful Reading by Bob Raczka? All types of art paintings with the subject reading.

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  7. Good for you, Terje! When I was little, I used to like to read under the dining room table. :)

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  8. That's the beauty and wisdom of always having a book at hand. Good for you!

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  9. That is a reading emergency, as Donalyn Miller would call it!

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  10. Yes, a true reader will always find a time and a place to read...readers gonna read!

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  11. A book is a must at all times, especially when waiting for someone. Hope you got just the right color for the kitchen.

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  12. I often take a book with me when my husband and I shop--and I read in the car.

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  13. A book saves the day! I felt your boredom - hardware stores are numbing. So glad you had a book in your bag!

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  14. So funny, Terje. I love hardware stores, but don't stay long just to browse, so I understand. I read everywhere, but a most memorable might still be in a tent late at night on on a very cold night camping with my students. I was so, so glad to crawl into my sleeping bag and get warm, turn on the reading light and read!

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  15. Oh you smart person! Always have a book on hand. And I love your empathy for husbands in clothing stores.

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